by Mr. Mean-Spirited
Violence is the only possible answer. Like a game of “Jeopardy”, you can make up any possible question – and violence will always be the correct solution.
When two nations come into conflict, war is the only act that will settle things. When two men come into contact, a fistfight is the only activity that is going to clarify things. Aggression is always an accurate response to any predicament.
Violence obviously solved the problem of Imperial Japan once and for all. When you are subjected to a personal Pearl Harbor of your own, dry conversation and dreary compassion are never going to yield anything useful. You don’t need to appreciate your opposition; you need to attack them.
Fighting solves problems. If you want to resolve any part of life, you need to do it with bloodshed. Consequently, you need to bring brutality into every other part of existence. Any damn thing in this world – or the next – can be put right with violence. A little cruelty will clear everything up.
Religion is one of those things that can only be improved if it were to have an element of violence. The Lord is going to kill you off when he gets bored with you, so you attitude should be equally destructive toward all the other humans screwing around in God’s kingdom. The Almighty is going to take your life when he gets tired of your presence, so you might as well be equally vicious toward all the other beings fucking around in God’s creation. Sometimes the most effective way of praying is with clenched fists.
There is only a thin line between affection and anger. When it is all said and done, love is only going to hurt you, so you really ought to be heartless in your romance. When your soulmate misbehaves, you need to be merciless. After all, if cruelty works wonders in one aspect of creation, chances are that it will succeed in every other area as well.
Aggression is the only admirable way of finding a solution. Peace is invariably without purpose, but wars are always fought over principles. Hostility is the external expression of an inner honor.
Tranquility is the most tiresome mode of living. Mercy is always a profoundly dishonest mode of surviving. Only violence restores the vitality and virility that you deserve. Humanity needs to return to a saving viciousness in all social interactions.
What the world needs now is loathing, sweet loathing. What humanity could use is more brutality; we have already endured enough brotherhood. A little carnage might do wonders.
Let us struggle to attain a moment of honest ruthlessness.
by Mr. Mean-Spirited
When the Native Americans were first hassled and harassed by Anglos brandishing cameras, the tribes are said to have resisted having their pictures taken, claiming that the photos steal the soul. Now that we are living in an age when every shithead wants to take a selfie with his own cell phone – well, it turns out that the Indians were right after all. Photos do, indeed, steal your soul.
A man of dignity avoids being photographed. A man of character does not strike poses in front of a camera lens. A man of honor is not in a hurry to take a snapshot on every frigging occasion. The picture robs your very spirit – it exits right out your big idiotic, shit-eating grin.
by Mr. Mean-Spirited
There is no such thing as a sin of omission. Holding something back is not a lie. Keeping stuff to yourself is not perjury – it’s just being prudent. An untruth is a calculated falsification – while merely leaving stuff out does not counterfeit anything. A lie is saying something deliberately fake, but a gentleman who keeps his mouth closed about certain things says no falsehood whatsoever. An unanswered question could mean many things, but it is never dishonest.
A vigilant individual is always cagey with specifics. Like a police investigator failing to release a few critical details about a crime, a discrete man doesn’t reveal everything. Undisclosed information gives you an advantage over the listener.
Having secrets is far, far different from being a faker. An individual that keeps some things hidden is not a fabricator. Only the man who remains silent can never be accused of fraud.
A man who doesn’t talk about certain things has a true ethical foundation. A man who doesn’t mention certain areas of his past has real moral principles. A gentleman doesn’t tell tales out of school, no matter who might be asking.
A judicious human being does out facts on a need-to-know basis. A reputation for always telling the whole truth is the mark of an inferior mind. Keeping your mouth closed is the clearest sign of superior character.
by Mr. Mean-Spirited
In contemporary America, only a conspiracy theorist truly dares to think for himself. Unless you are a believer in plots swarming around you, then you are just another drone that merely accepts whatever the mass media is saying. Unless you suspect that secret plans flying around you in the ether, then you are vulnerable to government indoctrination.
It doesn’t matter exactly which conspirators that you ultimately decide are scheming against you, it doesn’t matter what plans you determine that the cabal might be working against you, the most important consideration is that you are rejecting consensus reality. I am not concerned if you worry about being sodomized by extraterrestrials – I am not disconcerted if you fear being raped by giant insects – you are still closer to the truth than someone watching network television. You either believe in conspiracies or are part of the hive. No matter how peculiar the speculation, it is still closer to reality than anything you might see in the mass media. No matter how psychotic the conjecture, it still makes more sense than the government is saying. No matter how preposterous the hypothesis, it is still more plausible than the official history.
I despise the ordinary dupe who just wants to enjoy his remaining days on this globe. Anyone who just wants a happy life is never going to understand what is actually happening on this planet. The unwashed and unemployed loner ranting about the Illuminati is living with more awareness than any productive member of society. If you would rather find peace on earth, then you have no desire to know the real truth of this world. Say what you like about a conspiracy theorist – a paranoid man is never superficial human being.
You get a choice in life; you can either devout himself to having a good time or you can focus on understanding the true nature of things. You can’t do both; you can’t have everything. The conspiracy theorist has made a decision that other people don’t have the courage to accept. If you aren’t a conspiracy theorist, then you don’t know shit.
Only conspiracy theory is powerful enough to oppose the establishment’s indoctrination. Only conspiracy mongering is potent enough to throw off a lifetime of communitarian brainwashing.
The conspiracy theorist rejects the socially accepted view of life. The conspiracy monger refuses to accept the worldview implanted by the educational system. Conspiracy theory rejects a lifetime of government socialization. Paranoia rebuffs the best attempt at media indoctrination. Conspiracy theory releases you from the last remaining bonds to mass society.
Conspiracy theory offers a straightforward process for learning what is genuine. Conspiracy theory works as a practical technique for discovering the true nature of human history. Conspiracy theory provides you with a simple, foolproof procedure for determining the ultimate truth of reality: never to trust anything that the authorities might be saying. Like everything else in life, discerning truth is a matter of distrusting everything.
Conspiracy theory presents a hopeless vision of life. The world depicted by conspiracy is a malevolent world. The paranoid vision of existence is a malicious existence. Conspiracy theory presents a vision of unseen hostility directed against you – there ain’t nothing optimistic about that. Conspiracy theory demonstrates that everyone around you has a sinister agenda.
Conspiracy theory doesn’t change anything. Conspiracy theory will not ever present a genuine solution. Knowing the truth of human existence does not free you – realizing the ultimate nature of this world will not make you happy. Understanding the real horror of existence will not save you, but it will make sense of all that you have endured. Not a cure, just a clarification.
Conspiracy leaves you no doubt that you are fucked. But don’t expected there to be any way to get unfucked. Once society screws you over, there’s no way to get unscrewed.
by Mr. Mean-Spirited
Trying something new in life and failing is much worse than never doing anything at all. Attempting something novel and not succeeding is massively worse than never taking any risk whatsoever.
It is always better not to try anything fresh and different than to be unsuccessful at yet another activity in your worthless life. If your whole existence up to now has been a fiasco, then everything you do in the future will be just as much a failure. If you don’t measure-up, then your reach is always going to be brutally restricted, no matter how much you might wish otherwise. If you have already lost at everything you have tried in life, your luck is certainly never going to change.
The establishment always tells you just to take a chance, just to make an effort, just to try it. All that positive thinking is going to make your inevitable failure all that much worse.
It doesn’t matter how much positive thinking you might do, it doesn’t matter how much you might be motivated, it doesn’t matter how much you might exercise, you penis is never going to get any bigger. Sometimes it is better to accept your limitations, than to be stupid enough to buy the extension device. You may have been born a failure, but you don’t have to become a fool in life as well. A wise man resigns himself to things as they are.
It is better not to buy a single lottery ticket then to gamble and not win. It is better never to place a wager in your life than to gamble on roulette and lose. If the slot machine is rigged against you, the best thing to do is not to insert any more money.
It is better not to start a new business than to lose everything when you inevitably go bankrupt. It is better not to apply for a new job than to have a haughty personal manager reject you with a smirk and a sneer. It is not like you would succeed anyway.
It is better not to love anyone ever than to risk being betrayed by someone that you once allowed to get close. Why bother taking a chance if you have never stood a chance in life?
Like an enlightened master in classic China, the superior man devotes himself to perfecting his mind rather than becoming a productive member of society. The more chances that you take in the larger populace, the more that you will lose of your own personality. Better to weed your backyard garden than to try to make a difference in the outside world.
by Mr. Mean-Spirited
There is a reason why you are always miserable at your job. There is an obvious reason why you feel wretched at work. And that explanation is labor unions. Look here, things are pitiful in the office not as the result of a tyrannical boss, but because unions enforce a type of totalitarianism at the workplace.
Unions do not ensure that employees are treated right, but guarantee that workers will behave right. Labor unions do not create fair rules, but more rules. Workplace organizing does not promise safety, but sameness. Unions assure obedient workers. Collective bargaining does not contribute to higher wages, but compels an individual be part of a collective in order to receive wages. The reason why employment is so unpleasant is because of labor unions.
Unions enforce conformity. Organized workers are servile workers. Labor unions do not end up with well-paid workers, but well-behaved laborers. The only result of collective action is submissive activity. Unions are not just an enticement for incompetence but also an enforcer of compliance.
There is a reason why established politicians always secure the support of labor unions. An obedient worker becomes an obedient citizen. A docile laborer who does what he is told on the job does what he is told by the media when he is back home. Unions turn wage slaves into deferential citizens who accept their servitude.
Union membership cards are the contemporary equivalent of shackles on the limbs of a slave.
by Mr. Mean-Spirited
If no one ever helped you in life, then you don’t ever need to help anyone else.
If humanity never assisted you, then you don’t owe anyone squat. If no human being ever took pity on you, then you don’t need to be compassionate toward anyone.
If your neighbors never gave you food when your stomach was empty, then you don’t ever need to feed to the hungry. If no acquaintance ever offered you a dollar, you don’t need to hand four quarters to an impoverished stranger.
If no woman ever once cared about your feelings, you do not have to worry about hurting any other female. If no other human ever tried to make you happy, you don’t need to concern yourself with other beings.
Humanity should have reached out first. Society should have given you something first. There is only one of you, but there are over seven fucking billion of those other people on the planet; at least one of those entities should have extended a hand at some point. But if you were rejected seven billion times by these creatures, you ought to send back the rebuke.
This same population has been around a lot longer than you have been alive, ample time for them to have done something for you as far back as your early childhood. But ever since you were a young kid, this community treated you with utter condescension – so it is only right and just for you to treat any future generation with equal contempt.
This mass of living creatures has resources that would crush you; yet even though mankind never offered you a penny, society has the gall to expect you to contribute. If you never even got a hand-me-down, don’t be giving other people a handout.
The Bible tells us to live by the maxim “an eye for an eye” – so if everybody has not exactly been kind to you, then you damn well ought to be callous toward everyone. If humanity responded to you with a continual slight, you should give back the spite. If other people react toward you with disrespect, you must return the disdain. It’s only fair.
It is all about balance. If humanity always left you a rebuffed, then society deserves to be repulsed. If society never gave you anything, there is nothing to give back. If you never tasted tit, you don’t owe tat.
