Saturday, March 18, 2017


by Mr. Mean-Spirited

Putting people in their place is the most needed act at this point in history.  Cutting people down to size is the most civic-minded deed that you can perform in modern America.  Taking a fellow citizen down a notch or two is the most Christian thing that you can do for another person.

If you want to see the heavens, sometimes you need to puncture a few balloons.  Always have something sharp at the ready if other people are blocking the sun.

People have inflated opinions of themselves – and it is your duty to show them precisely what they really are.  Let me give you an example: physicians are just tradesmen; they perform a service and they get paid for it.  Because the patients do not treat the medicine-men as the croakers they genuinely are, the practitioners have become insufferably and intolerably arrogant.  Cutting doctors down to size will not only improve customer service, but lower the price of necessary services like, well, lancing a boil.

By making someone else realize exactly what he truly is, you bring him to a point of enlightenment.  Like slapping a hysterical lunatic in the face, putting a person in his place brings him to his senses.  And that dumb bastard obviously would never have realized anything whatsoever if you hadn’t taken the trouble to bring him down in the first place.  Rebuking another person is really the truest favor that you can do for another human being.

Unless you accurately size-up the opposition, you will never understand your own personality.  Unless you shame women for being the sluts they are, you will never realize that you are just another worthless whoremonger.  Unless you know who they are, you will never know who you are.

A good churchman will tell you that you never really understand the nature of an evil spirit unless you first rebuke the demon.  In just such a fashion, you will never recognize the depths of human depravity until you first cut through all the pretentiousness of mankind.  Unless you first scrape away all the slimy posturing, you will never see the size of the worm within the human heart.

Tuesday, February 28, 2017


by Mr. Mean-Spirited

You know what they say about a drowning man.  If you try to save somebody floundering about in the ocean – then he will only drag you under the water.  It is better to let the stranger die – than to risk being killed yourself.  If someone else life is in peril, that’s his problem.

You know the risk.  You see a stranger afflicted with some loathsome disease.  You don’t rush to his assistance – because you might contract the infection yourself.  You don’t comfort the hurting – because you don’t want to come down with whatever he’s got.  If someone else is suffering, that’s his problem.

You know what always happens.  You observe a woman taking a beating by an aggrieved husband.  You’ve heard what always happens with domestic violence – if you intervene, both participants will turn upon you.  Might as well let the couple work it out.  You don’t know the situation, so don’t stick your nostrils into their affairs – if you don’t want to get your nose broken don’t sniff around other people.  A wife’s black eye is her problem – after all, she chose the bastard, so she deserves to receive the consequences of her choice.  You weren’t involved in their very-muscular courtship, and you need respect their privacy.  If a person is unable to experience the all the misfortune arising from a bad decision, then they can’t ever receive the full blessings of a wise determination.

You know the menace.  You don’t dare to help the less-fortunate without having them take advantage of you.  If you don’t want someone to steal your wallet, then don’t pull out your billfold to give a bum a dollar.  When you are around other people, keep your eyes open, your mouth closed, and your money hidden.

You know the danger.  You witness a stranger being robbed by armed assailants.   If you get in their way, you could end up getting shot yourself.  As long as you aren’t losing your own valuables, it’s not your problem.  The only thing that being compassion will get you is a bullet hole.  Involving yourself in someone else’s affairs is not an act of kindness, but an act that will get you killed.

What this world needs is not more busy-bodies, but more citizens who mind their own business.  Respecting other people is best served by leaving them alone.  If you want to live in freedom, then don’t interfere in other’s lives – no matter what.

Charity begins at home – and ought to end there too.

Thursday, February 16, 2017


by Mr. Mean-Spirited


Life either has meaning or it doesn’t.

If existence has no deeper meaning, then you might as well stop reading and go do whatever the hell you want. It doesn’t matter.   It doesn’t matter if you go fuck yourself or go fuck the world over.   It doesn’t make any difference.

If, however, reality does have some sort of significance, then that meaning may not necessarily be something that you would particularly like.  The truth might not be something that you would ever want to hear.

The meaning of life may not be a good thing.  The meaning of life may not be nice.  If the meaning of life were “happiness,” then I would wager that your own life would be a lot happier.  If the meaning of life were “joy,” then it would follow that your own existence would be a hell of a lot more joyful.  The significance of life may not be “love” or “kindness” – or anything else that the mass media tells you.  If the authorities tell you to focus on the “positive,” then the genuine meaning is going to be found in what the elite would rather that you not explore – the “negative.”

The meaning of life is going to be discovered in what the do-gooders tell to avoid.  The meaning of life is going to be exactly that element of the human personality that everyone refuses to accept.  The meaning of life is going to be discerned in precisely that part of the human psyche that no one wants to acknowledge.  Meaning is always something that you are unable to face.

The meaning of life is malevolence.   The meaning of life is malice.  All you have is misery, my friend – and that misfortune is the solution to the question of a meaning to existence.

Human beings are on this planet for one reason and one reason only.  We are here to hate.

Tuesday, January 31, 2017


by Mr. Mean-Spirited

If you are poor, then you are never going to heaven.  It’s as simple as that.

It might be easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to stroll into heaven – but, at least, the possibility is open.  It might be somewhat difficult for a wealthy gentleman to attain paradise – but, at least, it is achievable.  In contrast, an impoverished man has no chance whatsoever of getting into heaven.  A penniless man cannot afford the cover-charge to kingdom come.  A lowly man will never reach on-high.  The meek might inherit the earth, but they aren’t getting near the celestial realm.

The pattern you set in this life will continue after your death.  If you are worthless on this planet, then you are going to be just as worthless in the world to come.  If you have no value in this existence, then you will never have any value after your passing.  Unless you have achieved something of note on earth, then you will not attain anything in the great beyond.  If you don’t live in luxury in this world, you sure as shit aren’t going to live in luxury in the otherworldly realm.  Deadbeats are about as welcome after death as they are in your country club.

If things are hopeless now, things will be just as hopeless tomorrow (well, maybe with a bit more hardship in your case).  If you are suffering now, then you will be suffering for all eternity (perhaps with a little extra sorrow in your case).  The pain continues beyond the grave.  If you are tormented now, then you will be tortured ever after.

The anguish is never going to end.  If you are unloved now, you will be unloved forever.  If you are disheartened now, then that despondency is going to remain with you for all time.  There is nothing that can be done to alter your nature.  If you are hurting now, then you are going to be harmed forever – because you damn well deserve it.  If God wanted you to experience bliss in the afterlife, then you would be enjoying your existence right now.  If God had destined unimaginable luxury for you in the great beyond, then you would have a foretaste of that lifestyle right now.  If you are going through hell in the here and now – then you will only be going to hell after your death.

Money may not buy happiness – but it sure as shit will buy salvation.  There is a reason why St. Peter is guarding the pearly gates – he is waiting for you to slip some folded currency into his hand the same that way you get past a doorman at an exclusive nightclub.  There is a reason why the ancient Greeks buried a person with a couple gold coins – you need to pay your bills in the afterlife just as you cover your expenses in the big city.  You don’t get a free lunch in this world – or the next.  The Holy Ghost has no use for freeloaders.

Sure, you may think the reason why I am making this claim that a human being must be wealthy in order to get into heaven is only because I, myself, have access to phenomenal riches.  Quite the opposite, my friend.  I am as poor as you are – the only difference is that I am willing to accept that I am destined and directed to go to hell.  I acknowledge that God has it in for me. 

And if you are some filthy atheist who imagines that suicide will allow you to escape this earthly pain and slip into nothingness – boy, are you in for a surprise.  Just as you deserved every mishap in life, so you deserve continued misfortune after death.  You are destined to get beat down – and there is no avoiding a beating in this world or in the beyond.

If you are unlucky in this life – then you will continue to be unlucky after death.  If you can’t make it in this world, then you can’t make it in next.  If your guardian angel is not watching out for you on this planet, there won’t be anyone helping you out in the next.  If you are not blessed right now – how the fuck can you expect to be blessed in the life to come?

Let’s face it, you failed in life.  And if you are worthless in this world, then there certainly isn’t anyone that is going to want you in the world above.  If you are fucking useless here and now – then you will be just as useless when you do yourself in.  If you have no money, then you have no value whatsoever.