Wednesday, November 30, 2016

YOU FUCKING LOSER

by Mr. Mean-Spirited 


You are a failure.  You were a failure the moment you were born, and there is not a fucking thing you can do about it now. A loser is not a victim of circumstances – a loser was born that way.  You are the dregs of your mother’s crotch – and don’t you ever forget it.

People have always said that you will never accomplish anything, and they say that for a reason: you have no fucking initiative.  All the pretending in the world is not going to change the fact that you have no gumption.  You can’t even sit on the toilet long enough to empty your anus completely – you cannot even shit adequately.  You can’t even blow your nose without leaving the largest nugget clinging to a hairy nostril – you cannot even pick your nose sufficiently.

If you haven’t been able to keep a job, then you are never going to find any better employment in the years to come.  Let’s face it: this is the most money you are ever going to make.  You came out of your mom’s cunt as a deadbeat, and nothing is ever going to change that destiny.  All the motivational seminars you can afford is not going to make you any less of a failure.

You have scarcely been able to support yourself since you left your parents’ house – and now you imagine that this pattern is going to change in the future.  Fuck no.  If you haven’t already made yourself wealthy, then you certainly aren’t going to attain any riches in the years to come.  This inability to face reality is what ensures that you will remain a loser for the rest of your life.  The mark of a worthless asshole is just this sort of unwillingness to accept things as they are.

It is damn obvious that you are completely hopeless with the opposite sex.  If you haven’t been able to find the woman of your dreams by this point in your life, you aren’t ever going to obtain a girlfriend in the future.  If you can’t even pick-up an adequate sexual partner for the night, then it is demonstrable that something just isn’t right about you.  There is a reason why you masturbate every night: no real woman could ever stand to fuck you. Desperation adheres to your personality the way that plaque is affixed to your teeth.   Your soul is as filthy as your right hand.

Only a fucking moron would imagine that you can actually improve your mind.  You can’t change stupid. All the self-help in the world is not going to raise your IQ one frigging point.  If everyone treats you like a retard, then there might be a damn good reason for their behavior.  If you own family acts like you are a frigging idiot, maybe there is an obvious explanation for their perception.  If strangers speak to you slowly and simply, maybe they see you for what you are.


You can't amount to anything if you were nothing to begin with.

23 comments:

  1. Nice one..lol..but going back to you trumpeting for trump. Do u think he will actually do anything at all to help the common man. He is more of a con man, saying one thing then doing another. Its like he has absolutely no shame at all. None. Headlines today are he puts walk street in charge of treasury. He is fucking mental.

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    1. When it comes to Donald Trump, I am wary and watchful. Like it or not, Trump has become a politician, and the first thing that any elected official does is to backtrack on campaign promises. However, no matter how much Trump might disappoint his supporters, the Pussy-Grabber is still a better pick than Hillary Clinton. Better a dissatisfying President than a do-gooder President. Four years of let-down is far better than four years of love-thy-neighbor.

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  2. You may remember Trump's closing ad of the campaign, in which he said, "Our movement is about replacing a failed and corrupt political establishment with a new government controlled by you, the American people" over images of Wall Street, piles of money, financiers like George Soros, and other symbols of established power and wealth. "It's a global power structure," he went on, "that is responsible for the economic decisions that have robbed our working class, stripped our country of its wealth, and put that money into the pockets of a handful of large corporations and political entities."

    So in order to take on that global power structure, Trump is hiring a bunch of billionaires and Wall Street tycoons, cutting taxes for corporations and the wealthy, scaling back regulatory oversight of Wall Street, and offering an infrastructure plan that consists mostly of tax breaks to corporations to encourage them to build projects that they'll then charge the public tolls in order to use.

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  3. do you predict the working class will revolt? this is just an obscene con job he just pulled

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    1. As long as there is a new game on the big screen and fresh batteries in the remote, the American working class will never revolt.

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    2. Indeed. Just as cattle like as the proles in 1984.

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  4. These are truly divine words which everyone should contemplate. This wicked wisdom goes deep.

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    1. I am as much a loser as any of my readers.

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    2. Is funny that you consider yourself a loser, because that means you have a lot of respect for the society you despise insofar as the terms loser or winner are used generally by the stupid people, who are the majority.
      I never listened an intelligent, thoughtful person to use that terms.

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    3. On the contrary, being a loser is an inescapable fact of the human condition, not some figment of social construction – more a matter of cerebral architecture than cultural interaction. Indeed, the precise amount of human failure can be charted by objective, quantitative metrics (like net worth and intelligence quotient) – the lower your numbers, the more worthless you are.

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  6. Indeed, I am a loser, a fact I've come to terms with and it's really no big deal. You good sir, are also a loser as well. I'll give you a nod at our next conference.

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  7. I think I said it once, but I don't mind repeating myself: you're Paolo Coelho's evil twin and Jodorowsky's basket case style brother. Fuck self help, long live to self helplessness!

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  8. By coincidence, just yesterday I read an article about Emil Cioran which seemed to indicate that he saw the human loser as a microcosmic metaphor for the totality of a soiled, evil Creation.

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  9. I am here to defend the practice of Onan. I personally prefer the masturbation rather than put up with some stupid girl, listening the stupid things they say and watching the stupid movies they usually watch.
    Onanism is one of the few good things stepmother Nature gave us.

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  10. "A loser is not a victim of circumstances – a loser was born that way."

    Being born is the rudimentary negative circumstance, one suffered by all. "Success" after that is neither here nor there, more a matter of time-and-place cultural tastes than anything else. Suffering undercuts everything.

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  11. At age 14, I was considered the eighth grade (USA) academic brain and was voted "most likely to succeed" by my classmates. Such a sad, sad joke that now seems, over 40 years later.

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  12. Andrew, indeed. Once born we're fucked. The little wins we get here and there are futile as we're constantly in a state of deprivation, swimming upstream to die...just like a pathetic salmon.

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  13. "You have scarcely been able to support yourself since you left your parents’ house"

    Jokes on you, I never left.

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  14. Señor Mr.Mean,
    Should we all losers commit mass suicide? Raúl from Paraguay

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    1. Suicide is one of those determinations that an individual can only make for himself. No matter the decision, I believe that putting one’s affairs in order must be completed first.

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