Monday, April 21, 2014

MISOPEDIA, HATRED OF CHILDREN

by Mr. Mean-Spirited

I’ve always hated children – but for many years, I actually thought I was the only person who ever felt that way. I never realized that the word misopedia existed to describe this very feeling; now I am simply content to portray myself as a committed misopedist, since I never could stand to be around kids. I don’t just find children a nuisance, I despise them. I don’t just find children an annoyance, I detest them. I don’t just find kids an inconvenience, I loathe them. I don’t want to be touched by their slimy fingers; I don’t want to hear their screeching; I don’t even want to see their misshapen limbs.

A prudent man shrinks from the possibility of fatherhood the way his penis shrivels at the sight of a pregnant woman’s belly.

I hate children for destroying a woman’s looks. Take a beautiful woman and make her pregnant - the next time you see her, you won’t recognize the lady behind the stretch marks and blubber. Take a nice set of breasts, and have the wench start lactating, and all that will remain of her boobs are sag and stretch marks. After a dame’s nipple has been sucked by some kid, you won’t be in any hurry to put the tit in your mouth.

I hate children for reducing a parent’s intelligence. Once a woman and has excreted a child, the only thing she will now be blathering about is her brat’s diarrhea; instead of being able to hold her own in a discussion of politics and religion, the new mother will be blithering about how many diapers she goes through in a day. After a well-spoken woman has spent a month caring for an infant, the mother’s IQ will drop at least a dozen points.  

I hate children for ruining lives. An individual could have made his life into a wild and wonderful creation; instead, do-gooders now will tell the gentleman that needs to put his children first. A father just discards some biological residue in a woman’s orifice - yet, after being forced to give up half his income, he will come to regret that discharge every day for the next couple decades. Babies are a sexually transmitted disease that will take 18 years to cure. No, children are not innocent, not in the least; children annihilate the very independence of a parent. Surely raising another yet urchin is not the most important thing - but accepting the role of a parent is the most idiotic way that an adult could waste his remaining years.

I hate children for being dependent. Always needing something, always wanting something more. An infant looks at a parent not with love or hate, but with pure emptiness – the same emotional vacancy that the mother wants to fill by having a kid in the first place. A baby is like a sinkhole: a screeching, shrieking pit that can never be filled – or never shut-up no matter how much a parent might sacrifice.  

I hate children for wasting resources. Over the next two decades, raising a child will cost you the equivalent of purchasing a new house. But becoming a parent will waste money that you could have spent on something important – like yourself. Far better to invest in a box of condoms and buy enough insurance in order to spend the next two decades indulging yourself. For God’s sake, a can of baby formula costs just about as much as a bottle of gin.

I hate children for dumbing down life. Mass culture wants everything in life to be family friendly, so any ideas of daring and depth are cast aside to make things accessible to everyone. The ruling elite actively discourage any discussion of the truly sinister nature of existence because, well, that might frighten the “little ones.” Instead, the establishment media continually subjects all consumers to programming that is insipidly inspirational because “children might be watching.”

I hate children for giving an excuse for government repression. Whenever some legislator comes up with some new law designed to take away your remaining freedoms, those new restrictions are always decreed “to protect the children.” Whenever government wants to tell you what to do, those regulations are always enacted to “safeguard kids.” Well, I would rather keep the liberty and not bother with the kids. If a nuclear family truly requites totalitarian legislation to protect its existence, then you are much better-off childfree.

I hate children for being such repulsive creatures. Smeary with snot and squishy with shit, leaking piss and dripping saliva, babies smell like a cross between dirty laundry and rancid meat. A man who does not hate children has never heard a brat scream for a solid hour.

Sometimes the best thing to do is just to abandon the infant in a cart in the middle of the nearest Wal-mart. Trust me, no one will ever notice.

30 comments:

  1. Anyone who hates kids should hate even more the parents who drug them into this shithole without their consent, IMO. Comments, Mr. Mean?

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    1. The subject of parenting certainly deserves a blog post of its own. I agree that parents are obviously more ethically repugnant than children, but babies are surely more physically repellent.

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    2. Parents for me are the main issue also. But good post. I don´t care about babies much, granted, if there is some distance between me and one of those. Of course, anyone will instantly hate a baby if you have to tolerate one screaming their lungs out during a movie or an airplane trip (or any kind of trip, actually).

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  2. Particularly enjoyed the 'dumbing down life' point. Biological perpetuation = mental conformity and increasing moronocracy. As the poor continue to shit out more and more kids, the world is going to become an even more dumb and unbearable place.

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    1. This is true right there. Like the movie "Idiocracy".

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  3. These seem to me like reasons to be an antinatalist, not reasons to hate children. Children didn't decide to do any of those things. Adults who procreate do.

    Instead of openly declaring that you're a bigot, which is just embarassing (who openly says they're racist or misogynist?), I think you should look into antinatalism.

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  4. I'm glad children do all the things to parents, as you've listed. Why shouldn't they? They were conscripted by these shits into this world. Good on them for getting revenge.

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  5. I was one these misopedists,
    as you call them, and life had other plans. I'm now the mother of two glorious boys. And I will tell you, I WAS WRONG to have ever felt that way about children. I realize my loathing of children was because I first loathed myself. I say this with empathy... You NEEDS to get help. This hatred is a reflection of your own unresolved abuse issues, self-esteem issues, etc. Hatred for any one group is a reflection of yourself. Be kind to yourself and get help.

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    1. Why do you imagine that misopedia must invariably be the result of "abuse issues" or "self-esteem issues?" (For the record, I have neither.) Why can’t a given individual just dislike, detest, and despise children? A man who is disgusted by babies no more needs "help" than a mortal who might have a distaste for Brussels sprouts.

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    2. Elizabeth was never a misopedist. If you had children because you were too stupid to use birth control (which is what happened because "life had other plans" LOL) you deserve the misery brought to you by your little monsters. Your IQ must not have been very high if you couldn't work out birth control, now your IQ must be infinitesimally small now that you've had children. I hope you sleep well at night knowing what kind of world you have brought them into. Ignorance is bliss.

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    4. Enjoy all the sweetness an joy of raising your kids. Financial burden, never ending responsibility, eeighteen years or more of work and sacrifice. While those of use who are childfree enjoy life. Yes you may have some good times with your kids but those are few and far between. Have ag nice life and dont criticise us childfree folks.

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    5. Well that's kind of like accepting death. It's also gross and either a half truth or a lie. My friend did the same thing but you could tell she liked kids. Now she's knocked up and 'loving' all the attention. Parents say by default that it's the best thing that's ever happened to them because of how much waste it is, it's justifying a mistake that costs time, money, your body, and your life. Like saying oh I meant to run into a wall I meant to do that because it*insert illogical excuse such as 'loving children after all'* but it's an excuse for a mistake. Kids are God's worst creation. They ruin everything and they're disgusting. I think all children under 10 shouldn't be allowed in restaurants except places made for kids like McDonald's. Keep those crotch goblins locked up. Bleh

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    6. No....it's because we JUST HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM. Not everyone has "daddy issues". In fact, I have a WONDERFUL, child-free life. And an even better upbringing. So, take that, "abuse issues" comment and stick it. Child-free people are PERFECTLY content.....and relaxed.

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    7. Not every child-free person has "daddy issues". In fact, I couldn't ask for a better life than what I have now. And, an even better upbringing. Perfect job, perfect pay......NO KIDS TO SUCK MY RESOURCES DRY. So, take that "abuse" comment and shove it. I love my child-free, quiet, relaxing life! Sorry about your "problem(s)", Elizabeth!

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  6. I hate babies so much omg idk why people voluntarily put themselves through hell

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    1. I completely agree

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    2. I honestly dont understand either why people put themselves thru such hell and make such extra work and financial burden for themselves. Then they criticise us childfree folks. Could it be that they're jealous?

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    3. Agreed they're useless life ruining parasites.

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  7. So glad I dodged the bullet and never had them.They are repulsive. Much prefer animals. Oh and when they cry its like someone running their fingernails down a blackboard. Vile creatures.

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    1. youd think evolution would make the sound of a screaming baby make people want to run to the rescue smother it ,.it is THE most hateful sound on earth. If you have the things, dont abuse them - but keep them away from those of us that have decided not to breed or add to the plague of humanity that is destroying our beautiful planet. Im an Animalsit .. NOT a humanist ..ANY day

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  8. I always hated children. Then I got knocked up. Then I had an abortion, because I hated childr.

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  9. So wonderful to know there does exist a word to describe me...I do so enjoy an accurate label...and hating kids...

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  10. I've made many mistakes in my life, the one that I didn't make was to bring some screaming shit covered brat into this world. I hate babies, children, teenagers whatever larval stage they happen to be in at the time. The other thing that bugs me is there are a billion starving brats around the world why don't you help one of them. They don't because breeders have the audacity to think the world deserves more of their DNA, so to me it's pure ego. Because as you say hiw much you love them you obviously haven't bothered to look at what a piece of shit we turned this planet into. The thing is you have these insane mothers who because they shit out a watermelon somehow think that they've done some kind of miraculous creation. When really it was your fat, sweaty bald husband that dumped his plague into you after a few grunts and that's what makes you think I should have to listen to your screaming brat while I'm trying to eat or shop or whatever. I would never hurt a kid, nor a parent. I will let them know how I feel if they like most parents let those little mutants run wild while I'm minding my own business. Keep your gross flappy tits covered up while you feed that thing too. I like nice breasts and please don't make me glance at what looks like another discolored fat roll. Thank you for the great article and thank you for giving me a platform to get some of how I feel about this nonsense I'm forced to live around. You're a good man

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    1. I love all of your supportive comments. They make me laugh. Its October and holidays are coming. Happy holidays, my childfree friends. Us childfree folks will have happy holidays while people with kids will be burdened by expense and responsibility.

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  11. The reproducing masses desire to breed is a severe mental illness. For each child that is born it will require that about 10,000 chickens are murdered to feed it. Breeders think their desire to breed justifies murdering THOUSANDS of living breathing animals who DON’T want to be murdered. Breeders are THE EPITOME of SELFISHNESS.

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  12. Did you need to put a picture of such a horrible thing at the top of the blog

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  13. I 100% Agree " all children under 10 shouldn't be allowed in restaurants except places made for kids like McDonald's". Modern kids are such pathetic obnoxious noise pollution makers. In the 1960's I was never allowed out in public even tho I was extremely quiet. I whispered when I spoke because that is how my parents raised me. Modern kids scream and screech out in public ruining the adults quiet enjoyment of life. There should be a law that the parents are fined 10% of their monthly salary for every elevated sound that their brats make.

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  14. We should push to make one country on planet earth childless. It is only fair that us non-breeders get peace and quiet and that we get our own country to avoid the noise pollution of modern kids. Any non-breeder non-criminal should be allowed in our country. But as soon as someone does a criminal act or gets pregnant or gets someone pregnant, then they should be kicked out of the country. Which country would be best for us? How about Malta or Fiji?

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