Monday, April 21, 2014

MISOPEDIA, HATRED OF CHILDREN

by Mr. Mean-Spirited

I’ve always hated children – but for many years, I actually thought I was the only person who ever felt that way. I never realized that the word misopedia existed to describe this very feeling; now I am simply content to portray myself as a committed misopedist, since I never could stand to be around kids. I don’t just find children a nuisance, I despise them. I don’t just find children an annoyance, I detest them. I don’t just find kids an inconvenience, I loathe them. I don’t want to be touched by their slimy fingers; I don’t want to hear their screeching; I don’t even want to see their misshapen limbs.

A prudent man shrinks from the possibility of fatherhood the way his penis shrivels at the sight of a pregnant woman’s belly.

I hate children for destroying a woman’s looks. Take a beautiful woman and make her pregnant - the next time you see her, you won’t recognize the lady behind the stretch marks and blubber. Take a nice set of breasts, and have the wench start lactating, and all that will remain of her boobs are sag and stretch marks. After a dame’s nipple has been sucked by some kid, you won’t be in any hurry to put the tit in your mouth.

I hate children for reducing a parent’s intelligence. Once a woman and has excreted a child, the only thing she will now be blathering about is her brat’s diarrhea; instead of being able to hold her own in a discussion of politics and religion, the new mother will be blithering about how many diapers she goes through in a day. After a well-spoken woman has spent a month caring for an infant, the mother’s IQ will drop at least a dozen points.  

I hate children for ruining lives. An individual could have made his life into a wild and wonderful creation; instead, do-gooders now will tell the gentleman that needs to put his children first. A father just discards some biological residue in a woman’s orifice - yet, after being forced to give up half his income, he will come to regret that discharge every day for the next couple decades. Babies are a sexually transmitted disease that will take 18 years to cure. No, children are not innocent, not in the least; children annihilate the very independence of a parent. Surely raising another yet urchin is not the most important thing - but accepting the role of a parent is the most idiotic way that an adult could waste his remaining years.

I hate children for being dependent. Always needing something, always wanting something more. An infant looks at a parent not with love or hate, but with pure emptiness – the same emotional vacancy that the mother wants to fill by having a kid in the first place. A baby is like a sinkhole: a screeching, shrieking pit that can never be filled – or never shut-up no matter how much a parent might sacrifice.  

I hate children for wasting resources. Over the next two decades, raising a child will cost you the equivalent of purchasing a new house. But becoming a parent will waste money that you could have spent on something important – like yourself. Far better to invest in a box of condoms and buy enough insurance in order to spend the next two decades indulging yourself. For God’s sake, a can of baby formula costs just about as much as a bottle of gin.

I hate children for dumbing down life. Mass culture wants everything in life to be family friendly, so any ideas of daring and depth are cast aside to make things accessible to everyone. The ruling elite actively discourage any discussion of the truly sinister nature of existence because, well, that might frighten the “little ones.” Instead, the establishment media continually subjects all consumers to programming that is insipidly inspirational because “children might be watching.”

I hate children for giving an excuse for government repression. Whenever some legislator comes up with some new law designed to take away your remaining freedoms, those new restrictions are always decreed “to protect the children.” Whenever government wants to tell you what to do, those regulations are always enacted to “safeguard kids.” Well, I would rather keep the liberty and not bother with the kids. If a nuclear family truly requites totalitarian legislation to protect its existence, then you are much better-off childfree.

I hate children for being such repulsive creatures. Smeary with snot and squishy with shit, leaking piss and dripping saliva, babies smell like a cross between dirty laundry and rancid meat. A man who does not hate children has never heard a brat scream for a solid hour.

Sometimes the best thing to do is just to abandon the infant in a cart in the middle of the nearest Wal-mart. Trust me, no one will ever notice.

54 comments:

  1. Anyone who hates kids should hate even more the parents who drug them into this shithole without their consent, IMO. Comments, Mr. Mean?

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    1. The subject of parenting certainly deserves a blog post of its own. I agree that parents are obviously more ethically repugnant than children, but babies are surely more physically repellent.

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    2. Parents for me are the main issue also. But good post. I don´t care about babies much, granted, if there is some distance between me and one of those. Of course, anyone will instantly hate a baby if you have to tolerate one screaming their lungs out during a movie or an airplane trip (or any kind of trip, actually).

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  2. Particularly enjoyed the 'dumbing down life' point. Biological perpetuation = mental conformity and increasing moronocracy. As the poor continue to shit out more and more kids, the world is going to become an even more dumb and unbearable place.

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    1. This is true right there. Like the movie "Idiocracy".

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  3. These seem to me like reasons to be an antinatalist, not reasons to hate children. Children didn't decide to do any of those things. Adults who procreate do.

    Instead of openly declaring that you're a bigot, which is just embarassing (who openly says they're racist or misogynist?), I think you should look into antinatalism.

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  4. I'm glad children do all the things to parents, as you've listed. Why shouldn't they? They were conscripted by these shits into this world. Good on them for getting revenge.

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  5. I was one these misopedists,
    as you call them, and life had other plans. I'm now the mother of two glorious boys. And I will tell you, I WAS WRONG to have ever felt that way about children. I realize my loathing of children was because I first loathed myself. I say this with empathy... You NEEDS to get help. This hatred is a reflection of your own unresolved abuse issues, self-esteem issues, etc. Hatred for any one group is a reflection of yourself. Be kind to yourself and get help.

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    1. Why do you imagine that misopedia must invariably be the result of "abuse issues" or "self-esteem issues?" (For the record, I have neither.) Why can’t a given individual just dislike, detest, and despise children? A man who is disgusted by babies no more needs "help" than a mortal who might have a distaste for Brussels sprouts.

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    2. Elizabeth was never a misopedist. If you had children because you were too stupid to use birth control (which is what happened because "life had other plans" LOL) you deserve the misery brought to you by your little monsters. Your IQ must not have been very high if you couldn't work out birth control, now your IQ must be infinitesimally small now that you've had children. I hope you sleep well at night knowing what kind of world you have brought them into. Ignorance is bliss.

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    4. Enjoy all the sweetness an joy of raising your kids. Financial burden, never ending responsibility, eeighteen years or more of work and sacrifice. While those of use who are childfree enjoy life. Yes you may have some good times with your kids but those are few and far between. Have ag nice life and dont criticise us childfree folks.

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    5. Well that's kind of like accepting death. It's also gross and either a half truth or a lie. My friend did the same thing but you could tell she liked kids. Now she's knocked up and 'loving' all the attention. Parents say by default that it's the best thing that's ever happened to them because of how much waste it is, it's justifying a mistake that costs time, money, your body, and your life. Like saying oh I meant to run into a wall I meant to do that because it*insert illogical excuse such as 'loving children after all'* but it's an excuse for a mistake. Kids are God's worst creation. They ruin everything and they're disgusting. I think all children under 10 shouldn't be allowed in restaurants except places made for kids like McDonald's. Keep those crotch goblins locked up. Bleh

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    7. Not every child-free person has "daddy issues". In fact, I couldn't ask for a better life than what I have now. And, an even better upbringing. Perfect job, perfect pay......NO KIDS TO SUCK MY RESOURCES DRY. So, take that "abuse" comment and shove it. I love my child-free, quiet, relaxing life! Sorry about your "problem(s)", Elizabeth!

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    8. I support Elizabeth even when I am 40 and single. I like children just not when they cry they are beautiful just I wasn't lucky to find a woman and now I just want to keep single because I think it's not a good time to bring children. I have discovered we live inside a farm of humans and I will not raise children for it.

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    9. For each child that is born it will require that about 10,000 chickens are murdered to feed it. Human breeders think their genes are the only thing that matters on this planet and THOUSANDS of more animals should be murdered to feed their offspring. Humans have so grossly overpopulated the planet that they have taken over most the arable lands crowding out the rest of the animals, which then forces the farm animals to live in cramped tiny spaces and force fed to grow them to feed the reproducing masses. Breeding is the EPITOME of SELFISHNESS. Human Breeders are Narcissistic Psychopaths. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4687400/Study-Want-save-planet-Don-t-children.html

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    10. so let me guess, you were too dumb to use crontraception and now opt to play Dr. Freud to feel better about your fucked up life & stupid decisions? Fair enough

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    11. Just because I can't stand kids doesn't mean I lack empathy. I try to volunteer with older folks in nursing homes. I have fed the homeless and I am a big animal lover and defender. Please don't paint us as being horrible people who need help. You need help for making grand, sweeping, judgmental and shaming statements.

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    12. Amen. I have an intense hatred for children.

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    13. I can't wait to move out of our detached home in the suburbs. Once we do, we'll either find a piece of property with enough acreage so we don't have to see a solitary child in sight, or we'll move into an urban environment where there are other young career-oriented people.

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  6. I hate babies so much omg idk why people voluntarily put themselves through hell

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    1. I completely agree

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    2. Because they're fucking stupid and didn't happen to notice the misery of adults around them as they grew up, leeching the life out of them.

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    3. I honestly dont understand either why people put themselves thru such hell and make such extra work and financial burden for themselves. Then they criticise us childfree folks. Could it be that they're jealous?

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    4. Agreed they're useless life ruining parasites.

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  7. So glad I dodged the bullet and never had them.They are repulsive. Much prefer animals. Oh and when they cry its like someone running their fingernails down a blackboard. Vile creatures.

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    1. youd think evolution would make the sound of a screaming baby make people want to run to the rescue smother it ,.it is THE most hateful sound on earth. If you have the things, dont abuse them - but keep them away from those of us that have decided not to breed or add to the plague of humanity that is destroying our beautiful planet. Im an Animalsit .. NOT a humanist ..ANY day

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  8. I always hated children. Then I got knocked up. Then I had an abortion, because I hated childr.

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    1. I can't understand why any woman would want to get herself into that disgusting state in the first place as the best part of the brat will run down her leg anyway. It's like something out of Alien for me and there is NOTHING as disgusting as the sight of a pregnant slut. Then she goes through hell to excrete the creature and all the screaming sickly shit that comes with it. Dirty filthy sluts these people are and, what's even worse, they get paid by the taxpayer to breed. I am happy to be Misopedist and I have a great life, Hubby doesn't like brats either.

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  9. So wonderful to know there does exist a word to describe me...I do so enjoy an accurate label...and hating kids...

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  10. I've made many mistakes in my life, the one that I didn't make was to bring some screaming shit covered brat into this world. I hate babies, children, teenagers whatever larval stage they happen to be in at the time. The other thing that bugs me is there are a billion starving brats around the world why don't you help one of them. They don't because breeders have the audacity to think the world deserves more of their DNA, so to me it's pure ego. Because as you say hiw much you love them you obviously haven't bothered to look at what a piece of shit we turned this planet into. The thing is you have these insane mothers who because they shit out a watermelon somehow think that they've done some kind of miraculous creation. When really it was your fat, sweaty bald husband that dumped his plague into you after a few grunts and that's what makes you think I should have to listen to your screaming brat while I'm trying to eat or shop or whatever. I would never hurt a kid, nor a parent. I will let them know how I feel if they like most parents let those little mutants run wild while I'm minding my own business. Keep your gross flappy tits covered up while you feed that thing too. I like nice breasts and please don't make me glance at what looks like another discolored fat roll. Thank you for the great article and thank you for giving me a platform to get some of how I feel about this nonsense I'm forced to live around. You're a good man

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    1. I love all of your supportive comments. They make me laugh. Its October and holidays are coming. Happy holidays, my childfree friends. Us childfree folks will have happy holidays while people with kids will be burdened by expense and responsibility.

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    2. Yes I totally agree!!!! I can't stand the sight of them! They expect you to worship them and look at them with such adulation. Screw that!!!!! I love this post and I love all the wonderful childfree comments I am reading.

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  12. Did you need to put a picture of such a horrible thing at the top of the blog

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    1. When me and my brother were kids, our parents and grandparents, had a saying 'children should be seen, but not heard'.We became quiet kids. Nowdays,it's diffcult to go anywhere, with hearing screaming brats.I'm so glad to be childfree!

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    2. Being a Gen X'er we were taught to be seen and not heard, when I was a baby my mother was complimented how well behaved I was...I am so tired of going to a restaurant and hearing these brats screeching at ear-piercing decibels, to be constantly interrupted by their disgusting behavior, their clueless airhead parents look at them with such mind-numbing affection, like it's somehow cute to cause a disturbance!

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  15. one thing; i love you dude!! good to know i'm not alone and there's this community of us child-haters. we are the way of the future

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  16. this might be the single best thing i have read in my life. i agree with you, five million percent. thank you mister mean spirited.

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  17. "Babies are a sexually transmitted disease that will take 18 years to cure". Brother, that was sublime!

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  18. I think all misopedia needs psychartist who would help them to get cure from this psychological disease misopedia. Because such person is challenging their own existence in this world, these misopedians forget the days when they did all the shit said above with their parents. Loneliness is the biggest depression and it will lead you to multiple diseases. Its better to bring one in the world and get relief from the loneliness

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    1. Over 95% of humans are Narcissistic Psychopaths. Even though there
      are MILLIONS of orphans waiting to be adopted, over 95% of humans
      insist on breeding more children into this world instead of adopting
      orphans. Their mentality: “It’s all about ME, MY Genes and MY
      mini-ME’s”. If you are worried about being lonely, chose to be a hero and adopt an orphan instead of selfishly bringing another human into this crazy world. For each child that is born it will require that about
      10,000 chickens are murdered to feed it. Human breeders think thier
      genes are the only thing that matters on this planet and THOUSANDS of
      more animals should be murdered to feed their offspring. Humans have
      so grossly overpopulated the planet that they have taken over most the
      arable lands crowding out the rest of the animals, which then forces
      the farm animals to live in cramped tiny spaces and force fed to grow
      them to feed the reproducing masses. Breeding is the EPITOME of
      SELFISHNESS. Human Breeders are Narcissistic Psychopaths.

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4687400/Study-Want-save-planet-Don-t-children.html
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  19. Ermahgurd this is the best goddamn thing I've read all day, fuckin'"crotch goblins"! I haven't laughed like this in awhile. I fucking hate all social media now because it's just all people around my age showing pictures of their filthy babies and toddlers. I have been purging the people I follow so I don't have to see them pretend to be fucking so happy with their horrible fuck "trophies". The absolute worst is when one of the women around me that has recently and accidently spewed one of these filthy creatures out asks me if I'm going to ever have children I say absolutely fucking not and they give some bullshit knowing smile as if they know that one day I'm going to give in as they did or actually fuck up like they did then they laugh and say "oh you will" and walk away with their shit factory in their arms. Fuck that is offensive and infuriating, or the motherfuckers that say "oh well your biological clock is ticking, you'll change your mind" I'm almost 30 and enjoy being with my husband who also detests children and we have plenty of money because we didn't choose to have a filthy parasitic abomination join our peaceful lives. No I will never have kids, fuck off and stop trying to get everyone around you to be as miserable as you are. Ok, I'm done ranting. Fucking hate kids.

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    1. I understand your pain, these breeder women are all like "Oh, one day you'll want to have kids. They're such joys- blah blah blah." Can't remember the number of times I've felt like breaking their jaws when they give that all-knowing-smile that you spoke about. How do you get them to shut up?

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  20. I hate kids too. I love this article. I have always felt like I don't belong, like I am some freak, I have felt guilt/shame because it's abnormal to hate kids, especially being female. Thank you sooo much for writing this piece. It makes people like me feel validated and a lot less alone.

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  21. The reproducing masses desire to breed is a severe mental illness. For each child that is born it will require that about 10,000 chickens are murdered to feed it. Breeders think their desire to breed justifies murdering THOUSANDS of living breathing animals who DON’T want to be murdered. Breeders are THE EPITOME of SELFISHNESS.

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  22. We should push to make one country on planet earth childless. It is only fair that us non-breeders get peace and quiet and that we get our own country to avoid the noise pollution of modern kids. Any non-breeder non-criminal should be allowed in our country. But as soon as someone does a criminal act or gets pregnant or gets someone pregnant, then they should be kicked out of the country. Which country would be best for us?

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  23. Breeding is The Epitome of Selfishness. It’s been proven that very low percentage of people can be healthy as vegetarians. Therefore most people must eat meat to be healthy. And if both the biological mother and biological father were healthy vegetarians their whole lives, that does not mean that the children that they breed would be healthy as a vegetarian. Knowing that, for every new human created (and they never asked to be born) Millions of chickens and cows will have to be murdered to feed that new child throughout his lifetime. And millions more animals will have to be murdered to feed that humans offspring. If people truly cared about the planet and animals they would choose to not breed to prevent even more animals from having to be slaughtered in the future. NO one should ever feel guilty about having to eat animal products to feel healthy. None of us asked to be born. It is the breeders to blame for us having to eat meat.

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