Thursday, September 13, 2018


by John Grauerholz


Suppose you were some sort of extraterrestrial that could observe the entire lifetime of a human being in one glance.  In this split second, you would see that a particular adolescent would never amount to anything.  No matter what might happen in the future, any money spent on that kid would be wasted.   In a blink of an eye, you would realize that all those years of education would be squandered on such a stupid sprog.  All that parental care would only result in some slob playing computer games while pushing carbohydrates into his mouth.

You don’t have to be a space alien to know that the younger generation is completely worthless.  You don’t have to be from another planet to recognize that children have no value.  It doesn’t matter what you might do for your offspring, your flesh-and-blood are only going to turn out to be total failures just like you.

You can’t change fate.   If your child is destined to be useless, then you need to accept that judgement of providence.  Don’t bother sending the bastard to school; the brat will not have the intelligence to learn anything – and the witless educators simply wouldn’t be smart enough to teach anything anyway.  Don’t throw-away money on child support – the minors are going to turn into fat wastrels that remain on public assistance their entire lives no matter what happens.  Feeding the creature ain’t your problem.

Rather than frittering away your existence on inept progeny, a wise man should have used his days to develop an awareness that could actually assess a human being in an instant.  There are many things that could be said about metaphysics, but one thing is certain: cosmic consciousness is childfree.  A farsighted man does not raise children – he runs away from them.

An enlightened sage doesn’t give a shit about some kid’s suffering.