by Mr. Mean-Spirited
What the fuck is wrong with you? Has society made you such a pansy that you are afraid to toss that empty beer can on the sidewalk? Grow some balls – and litter proudly.
Littering demonstrates what this world is. If you fling your rubbish into the street, the very act of littering shows that this country is already trash. Are you going to say that a graffiti-covered building isn’t already refuse? Are you going to tell me that there is truly a substantive difference between the junk food and its wrapper? Why not just toss that Big Mac container on the sidewalk? You’ve already eaten the worst of the crap anyway.
What difference does it make if you leave your Styrofoam drink cup on a picnic table if the environment is already made out of plastic anyway? Your habit of littering proves that there is nothing in this world that is actually worth saving. The world has gone to shit anyway, so why not just add some filth to the mess?
You’re telling me that I should not litter when the city is already looking like a prison camp with metal bars and surveillance cameras? Why the hell didn’t you express those same sentiments when the ruling class was designing such oppressive architecture in the first place?
Littering shows that you are more important than the people behind you. Why would you give a shit if some stranger slips on your discarded banana peel? You are more important than the rest of society. Disposing of your waste “properly” merely displays how much you have been socialized. Look at the filth already on the sidewalk – no one cares about you, why you concern yourself with anyone else?
Surely the real garbage in this world is other people. Your empty liquor bottle might be useless, but at least it is not as worthless as the rest of humanity. Leaving that piss-filled trash on the sidewalk helps others recognize what they truly are.
Littering demonstrates that everything has its lifespan. Your cigarette butt is not going to harm the environment. Even if it did, why would you care? You are not going to live forever anyway. What difference does it make if the city becomes uninhabitable in the next decade? You aren’t going to be around anyway.
Littering is honest. Littering shows that you haven’t been indoctrinated by the do-gooders. The act of littering shows that you have accepted the world as it is.
Toss that beer bottle on the pavement.
I throw away plastic six-pack rings without clipping them so that fish will get their gills caught. I also piss on the side-walk at the Charleston Battery...Ever wonder what that smell was? That's right, my brand!
ReplyDeleteI always make sure to put the cap on plastic bottles before throwing them away. Avoiding recycling is the first step, but also put the cap on, so it takes up more space - critters can use it as a home or play area if it's open. Every drink is a nice reminder that the volume of that drink will take up physical space somewhere out there.
ReplyDeleteHow old are you, Mr.Mean? I'm 56, and I remember as a child those plastic litter bags in the mid 60's to hang on the the cigarette lighter end for any debris accumulated while driving. This was the same time a gasoline company was giving out these plastic tiger paws. Put a tiger in your tank!
ReplyDeleteI remember those Esso tiger tails thank you could attach to the gas cap. Those were the fucking days!
DeleteNot in my backyard, please.
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