by Mr. Mean-Spirited
Your own personal property is more important than other people. Household belongings are more valuable than human beings. You can always shit out another child, but a Franklin Mint figurine is damn near irreplaceable.
There is a reason why Satan is always willing to buy your soul. Because your spirit doesn’t have any value. Satan doesn’t really want your useless psyche – the Devil just wants you to realize just how insignificant your life truly is.
Stuff is going to be of more use to you than offspring. Possessions are better than posterity. Knickknacks are going to be of more comfort to you in old age than your own grandkids. Brand-name luggage is going to get your further in life than brotherly love.
An action figure is never going to let you down. A brass sculpture is never going to betray you. People are flawed, but a Tiffany lamp is perfection.
I judge a man not on the content of his character, but on what he has accumulated on the shelf above the fireplace. An unblemished Hummel porcelain on the mantle is worth more than the entire mass of humanity.
"Stuff is going to be of more use to you than offspring. Possessions are better than posterity. Knickknacks are going to be of more comfort to you in old age than your own grandkids. Brand-name luggage is going to get your further in life than brotherly love. "
ReplyDeleteI only wish you could write manuscripts to Care Bears, Little Ponies and other SJW-cartoons.
"You can always shit out another child, but a Franklin Mint Figurine is damn near irreplaceable.
ReplyDeletelol. You fuckin genius.
this post is a steaming pile of excrement
ReplyDeleteJesus Hussein Christ. Now you got me worried. Maybe I better take that weekend trip to Mona’s Ranch Brothel in Elko a bit sooner than I originally intended.
ReplyDeletethat will only help for so long MMS. but give it a go by all means. we dont want to lose you to the dark side.
ReplyDeletewhat you really need is to come on a walkabout and roo hunt with me in the outback. We strip down to nothing but a loin cloth made from kangaroo scrotum as in the ancient aboriginal way, and hunt down our prey with nothing but our bush craft and spears. We feast on our bush tucker with some blacks out Alice Springs way who i know will share their women with us old gin jockeys in return. You will come back feeling like a new man more in touch with your primitive manly essence and your gay curiosity and faggy fascination with with antiques and the like will vanish!
ReplyDeleteinteresting times over in USA with the media so biased against trump and so on. i hope he can see off the attack on him and that there really is nothing to the russia thing. im tuned in to fox news lately. they seem to have the only rational and reasonable coverage
ReplyDeleteRight now, the leftist media seems to be going for a worn-out, washed-out presidency. An exhausted Trump, rather than an impeached Trump.
DeleteIt's already worn-out and washed-up. And trust me, I'm far from being a liberal.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I will my set of Swift to you, sir, that you may make good use of it.
ReplyDeleteJonathan Swift made a singular impression on me as an adolescent; like the good Dean, I made it my purpose in life to “vex the world” (as the satirist once confessed in a letter).
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