Tuesday, July 17, 2018

PLEASE DON’T FEED THE ANIMALS

by John Grauerholz



Feeding the homeless is like feeding pigeons.   If you start giving food to one hungry creature, you’ll quickly be sieged and surrounded by the whole flock.   If you offer a single slice of bread, pretty soon these critters will have shamed you into handing away the entire loaf – and you will have nothing left for yourself.  The more you donate, the more these ravenous animals are going to want.  Better to contribute nothing – and keep on walking.   Just be careful of all their shit on the sidewalk.

Scavengers care nothing about you.  An opportunistic bum doesn’t care if he takes so much of your own resources that you are unable to assist him ever again.  A rabid animal does not care if he bites off the fingers that feed him.  You are just a single serving for a zombie.

Helping the unfortunate will always result in the total opposite of your intentions.   Saving a life might ultimately cause a population explosion that imperils the entire species.  The more you help these beasts, the more they are going to breed.   Once the animal’s stomach is full, his instinct spread his bodily fluids as widely and as wildly as possible.

Kindness is always counterproductive.   A little callousness is often best for the earth.  The cascading effect of a single act of compassion can well be complete environmental devastation.  Caring for no one but yourself is always best for the world.

Just as wild animals will sometimes over-reproduce and consume all the resources in a given environment, so the human populace will expand until they devour all the charity handouts in an urban geography.  We need some serial killers to thin out the herd.  Ted Bundy was just doing some environmentally friendly things.  A little slaughter is always good for the ecosystem.

If you really cared about their environment, then you would become a spree killer.   But since we both know that you don’t have the guts – then at least have the good grace to shut the fuck up about protecting the planet.   If you don’t have your finger on the trigger, then you aren’t saving shit.

1 comment:

  1. " Once the animal’s stomach is full, his instinct spread his bodily fluids as widely and as wildly as possible. "

    *clap hands*
    Very good Mr. Grauerholz, it is really something we can observe.

    The only question really left is why an organism is so dogged about surviving and passing his/her/their dna on?

    Science knows so much about how-questions,how something works,
    but we don't know anything about the "WHY" ?

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